Swindling Strategies

Warning: Swindling may be habit-forming.

Here are some strategies for swindling like a pro:

1. The Watch Cat Video Marathon

Spend 12 hours straight watching cat videos on YouTube. The more cat videos you watch, the more likely you are to develop a swindling instinct.

Read more about The Cat Lady's approach

2. The Social Media Scourge

Use social media to gather intel on your neighbors. Who's getting a divorce? Who's having a yard sale? Who's secretly a cat lady?

Read more about Social Media Spying

3. The Art of Bribing

Bribe your way to the top with an endless supply of cookies, chocolates, and catnip.

Read more about Bribes and Booze