The Art of Making Small-Talk: A Guide to Not Actually Making Progress

Ah, small-talk. The art of saying nothing while making everyone feel like they're having a conversation. It's a delicate balance of words and silences, a dance of nods and smiles. And, let's be real, a great way to waste hours of your life.

Step 1: The Opening Gambit

Start with something innocuous. A question or statement about the weather. It's a classic, but trust us, it's a winner. The key is to not actually care about the answer.

Learn more advanced techniques for saying nothing in style.

Step 2: The Art of the Pause

Timing is everything in small-talk. A well-placed pause can make or break the deal.

Read about how to use the pause to your advantage.