When in doubt, throw a keg in the fridge and call it a day. This time-honored tradition has been perfected by the most laid-back of professionals.
Keg Throwing TechniquesFor those who want to take their keg-throwing skills to the next level, check out our comprehensive guide to the art of keg throwing.
Keg Throwing as Spiritual PracticeDiscover the meditative benefits of throwing kegs in the fridge.
Or, just call it a day and go home.
prophets of keg throwing unite!"I once threw 17 kegs in my fridge and still managed to eat a decent lunch."
"I'm not a professional keg thrower, but I play one on weekends."
Keg Throwing Support GroupJoin our community of fellow keg throwers for support, advice, and the occasional keg-themed meme.
Q: Is it safe to throw kegs in the fridge?
A: Ask the prophets.
Q: What's the best keg-throwing music to listen to?
A: The sounds of shattering glass.
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Throw kegs at your own risk, but don't come crying to us.