Throw Caution to the Wind Bridge Design: A Study in Structural Integrity and Sustainability

By: Dr. Jane Smith, Chief Bridge Architect of Unsound Decisions

Warning: The following design may cause vertigo, disorientation, and spontaneous combustion in those who gaze upon it.

Our research team has been tasked with creating a bridge design that defies all conventional wisdom, ignoring all safety protocols, and thumbing its nose at the very concept of structural integrity.

The goal of this project is to create a bridge that says "I'm not just a bridge, I'm a statement of defiance!"

Features:

• Defiance Mode Activated
• Overspecify Design Patterns
• Ignore Safety Guidelines

Side effects of this design may include:

• Vertigo and Disorientation
• Spontaneous Combustion
• Irrational Exuberance

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any injuries or lawsuits resulting from the implementation of this design. Or, you know, the destruction of your sanity.