THE CABINET OF ELDERS

Elders Bro

Where the ancient ones gather to make decisions.

Today's Agenda: Discussing the meaning of life.

Chair Elder: Elders Mad

Sub Agenda: The Inconsequential Nature of Toaster Repair

Is it even worth our time?

Resolution: Elders Adjourn

Decision: Toaster repair will not be addressed today.

Next Meeting: Elders Adjourned