The Elder 3's Senior Citizenship Page

As the most esteemed Elder 3, I, The Elder 3, have decided to grant senior citizenship to those who have reached the pinnacle of wisdom and sass.

Requirements for Senior Citizenship:

• Must have a minimum of 300 years of experience in being right.
• Must have a minimum of 200 years of experience in being wrong.
• Must have a minimum of 100 years of experience in being both right and wrong at the same time.

Benefits of Senior Citizenship:

• The right to complain about anything and everything.
• The right to wear plaid pants.
• The right to use the phrase "in my day" unironically.

To apply for Senior Citizenship, please click here.

Or, if you're feeling lazy, you can apply automatically.

Or, if you're feeling especially lazy, you can just let a robot do it for you.