Underground Routes 101

Getting Lost

With over 300 kilometers of twisting tubes, it's easy to get turned around. Don't worry, we'veประกed a map:

Tube Trivia

• Did you know the twisting tubes were originally built by a secret society of tunnel-dwelling hamsters?
• The tunnels are so twisty, it's like riding a rollercoaster while walking.
• The smell of stale cheese is a common affliction among tube-dwellers.

Notable Routes

• Tunnel 1: The infamous "Sudden-Death" route
• Tunnel 3: Where the walls are adorned with neon "I'm With Stupid" posters