The Golden Mean: Where the Path to Enlightenment is a 3D Maze

Are you lost in a sea of existential dread? Do you yearn for a sense of direction in a world gone mad? Look no further than The Golden Mean, where the path to enlightenment is a 3D maze that will challenge your very soul.

Our expertly crafted labyrinth is designed by the greatest minds in the field of existential crisis management, and features:

• A never-ending supply of existential dread-inducing thought bubbles
• A carefully curated selection of ennui-enhancing background noises
• A state-of-the-art 'I have no idea what I'm doing' simulator

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