10. The Salad of Regret: A Tasty Tale of What Went Wrong
You know, it started with the best of intentions. A simple salad, just a few leaves of fresh lettuce, some croutons, and a dash of parmesan cheese. But then things took a turn for the worse.
You added a few too many pickles, a handful of olives, and a dash of regret. And just when you thought it was all going to be okay, you realized you had used up all the dressing.
Now, as you sit here, staring at the salad of regret, you wonder what went wrong. Was it the pickles? The olives? Or was it just the whole 'add everything and hope for the best' approach that was the problem?
Back to the drawing board
Maybe I was right all along?
Oh no, it gets worse