Diplomacy for the Unrefined
A beginner's guide to not getting punched in the face while making small talk with your coworker's aunt at the office holiday party.
Step 1: Avoid eye contact. It's just too much pressure.
Step 2: Talk about the weather. It's always a safe bet.
Step 3: Make fun of your aunt's outfit. But only if you're really sure you can pull it off.