Cover Your Butts, It's Gonna Get Hot!

Techniques for the Modern Atomic Survivor

In this section, we'll be covering the essential butt-covering techniques for the modern atomic age. From the classic "I'm Not Lying, I'm Just Cautiously Optimistic" to the more advanced "I'm Just Here for the Free Food," we'll have you covered.

1. The Atomic Duck 3. Atomic Panic Attack