The Atomic Bag: A Guide to Hiding Under the Table

Chapter 2: Duck Under the Table Techniques

In this chapter, we'll cover the art of hiding under the table when things get tough. It's not just about avoiding responsibility; it's about embracing the Zen of being a human pinball.

The Five Stages of Ducking Under the Table

• The Initial Denial
• The Sudden Onset of Apathy
• The Desperation Dive
• The Furtive Fumble
• The Defiant Squirm

Each stage is a carefully crafted opportunity to reevaluate your life choices and question the value of your existence.

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