Are you tired of making decisions based on reason and logic? Do you yearn for the thrill of uncertainty and chaos? Look no further than the Ghastly Gizmo's Guide to Making the Right Choice!
1. Choose when you don't know what to do
2. Choose when you know what to do but are scared
3. Choose when you just choose because you can
Or, you know, just 4. Choose when you are utterly confused