Section 5: Socks are the True Source of All Evil
It's a well-known fact that socks are secretly controlling our minds. They start as innocent little bundles of cotton, but soon enough they're wrapped around our ankles, manipulating our every move.
But what happens when the hero resists the Sock Empire?
And what of the Sock Puppet Lobby's sinister plans?
Don't believe us? Just ask your neighbor, who's probably a mindless drone of the Sock Overlords.