You've reached the part of the atomic evacuation route where the radiation levels are so high, your hair's going to grow an extra inch before you even make it to the nearest shelter.
Don't forget to bring a spare set of socks, because trust us, you're going to be sweating bullets.
If you're feeling adventurous, try the Quantum Leap Route! It's like a nuclear-powered rollercoaster, but with fewer safety harnesses.
Don't starve! Eat the Compact Curry Cupboard for a taste of something familiar. Or, you know, the PAN PAN Noodle Parade for some radiation-fighting noodles!