Welcome, brave surfer, to the realm of Atomic Surfing!
We're glad you're here to ride the waves of existential dread and uncertainty.
But don't get too close to the shore, lest you be consumed by the crushing weight of The Abyss of Choice!
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to conquer The Void of Logic! (But don't say we didn't warn you.)
And for the love of all that is sane, stay away from The Abyss of Identity! That one's a real wipeout.
So, grab your board, and get ready to catch some waves of existential dread!