Quantum Flux: The Art of Making Really, Really Bad Decisions

Welcome, decision-maker extraordinaire! Are you tired of making good, solid choices that don't lead to catastrophe? Look no further than Quantum Flux, where the art of making really, really bad decisions meets the science of chaos theory!

Our expert team of highly trained (but not actually certified) decision-makers will guide you through the process of creating the most ill-advised, poorly thought-out, and utterly disastrous plans imaginable. From launching a career in competitive juggling while simultaneously attempting to start a podcast on obscure 80s pop culture, to investing in a timeshare on a remote island with a questionable water supply, we've got you covered!

Below, you'll find our comprehensive guide to Quantum Flux, featuring:

• Midnight Mayhem
• Bad Deal Derby
• Doomsday Visioning

Start with a Bang! (or a Crash)