As we delve deeper into the heart of the 4-the-atomic-bag, we find ourselves lost in an abyss of poorly designed code. The once-clear logic has turned into a tangled mess of spaghetti, with functions and classes intertwined like the tentacles of a mad scientist.
It started with a single, innocuous line of code. A simple if statement, meant to fix a minor bug, but it snowballed into a behemoth of complexity.
As we follow the trail of breadcrumbs, we come across the infamous "Codeastrophe Theory". A mathematical proof, presented by the renowned Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, that demonstrates the inevitability of code decay.