Warning: Do not attempt to apply particle entanglement in a state of high stress. It will likely cause a singularity in your mind.
Particle entanglement is a technique where two or more particles, like electrons, become connected in such a way that the state of one particle cannot be described without mentioning the other. It's like when you're on a first date and you can't stop thinking about how your partner's eyes sparkle in the morning.
By applying this technique, you can relax your mind and become one with the universe... or at least, one with your thoughts.
Reduced stress levels
Increased sense of connection to all things
Improved mental clarity (though this might not be a thing)
…And also a good excuse to avoid actual work.
Step 1: Find a quiet room with no windows
Step 2: Close your eyes and focus on your breath
Step 3: Imagine two particles entangled together
Step 4: Feel the oneness with the universe... or not
Optional: Take a nap, it's okay, we won't judge you.