Particle Entanglement: The Ultimate Relaxation Technique

Warning: Do not attempt to apply particle entanglement in a state of high stress. It will likely cause a singularity in your mind.

How it works

Particle entanglement is a technique where two or more particles, like electrons, become connected in such a way that the state of one particle cannot be described without mentioning the other. It's like when you're on a first date and you can't stop thinking about how your partner's eyes sparkle in the morning.

By applying this technique, you can relax your mind and become one with the universe... or at least, one with your thoughts.

Benefits

Reduced stress levels

Increased sense of connection to all things

Improved mental clarity (though this might not be a thing)

…And also a good excuse to avoid actual work.

Getting started

Step 1: Find a quiet room with no windows

Step 2: Close your eyes and focus on your breath

Step 3: Imagine two particles entangled together

Step 4: Feel the oneness with the universe... or not

Optional: Take a nap, it's okay, we won't judge you.