4-the-Atomic-Bag-5-hypnotic-vibrations
Experience the mesmerizing, mind-bending effects of our patented Atomic Bag technology. Our team of highly trained, slightly-unstable physicists have created a device that generates 5 levels of hypnosis-inducing vibrations. Choose from 4 carefully calibrated settings:
Side effects may include: temporary loss of motor control, uncontrollable giggling, spontaneous combustion, or involuntary recitation of 80s pop songs. Do not use while operating heavy machinery, driving, or making important decisions. Consult a doctor before using our product. Or don't. We won't judge.