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Atomic Fuzz - The Unnecessarily Ornate Accessory

What is it? A Question that Deserves an Answer

Atomic Fuzz is a hand-held, wearable, and potentially hazardous ornament that defies explanation. Wear it, and you'll be the talk of the town. Or, you might just get sued.

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100% of users report feeling slightly annoyed by it
May cause spontaneous outbursts of joy in 75% of test subjects
Composed of 99% recycled materials, and 1% pure, unadulterated nonsense

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Side Effects: May cause: excessive smiling, spontaneous singing, and irreversible commitment to the cause.

Disclaimer: Atomic Fuzz is not responsible for any damages caused by its users, including but not limited to:

Spontaneous combustion
Uncontrollable outbursts of laughter
Unexplained disappearance of all sense of reason and decorum

Atomic Fuzz - The Unnecessarily Ornate Accessory

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