Gravitational Slime Bungee Jumper

Welcome to the most unpredictable, most unpredictable, most UNPREDICTABLE bungee jump in the multiverse!

Our Gravitational Slime Bungee Jumper is not for the faint of heart. Or for anyone with a functioning sense of spatial awareness. Or for anyone who likes to eat a decent meal without worrying about being turned into a human-slime hybrid.

But if you’re feeling brave (or reckless), and you want to experience the thrill of being catapulted into a dimension where the laws of physics are merely "suggestively applied," then this is the place to be!

Our jumpers have been certified 99.9% safe by the Gravitational Slime Safety Commission. That 0.1% margin of error is entirely accounted for, we assure you.

Jump Now!