Welcome to our collection of out-of-this-world gadgets that defy gravity! Come for the thrill, stay for the crippling self-awareness of our existence in a meaningless universe.
Our latest addition: Gravitational Hoops, because who needs basketball when you can have zero-gravity hoops?
Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, check out our Gravitational Kraken, because what's more terrifying than the abyss of space-time?
Don't forget to check out our Gravitational Slime, because who needs actual functionality when you can have gooey, sticky, impossible-to-explain-without-physics-textbook physics?