Neon String Self Defense: The Ultimate in High-Voltage Hype

Because the world was just not providing enough opportunities for your delicate hands to be impaled on a string of lights, we've created the ultimate defense against the most common threat facing the modern individual: the rogue neon string.

Key Features

• 100% of users report feeling more anxious about their string-related safety
• Our patented string-entrapment technology is guaranteed to give you a 4:1 ratio of 'I told you so' to 'I have a headache'
• Our strings are so bright, you'll never need to actually see the string to know you're about to get impaled

Accessories

• Neon String Umbrella: Because You Never Know When a String of Lights Will Come Knocking
• Neon String Jammers: Because You Can Never Have Too Many Ways to Disrupt a Good String