Neon String Therapy

Welcome to Neon String Theory, where our experts will guide you through the most complex, yet simple, decision-making process ever conceived: choosing the perfect neon string.

• Learn about our proprietary therapy techniques
• Get expert advice on neon string tailoring
• Discover the art of neon string self-defense

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

• Participate in Neon String Extreme Sports: the ultimate thrill for thrill-seekers and risk-takers
• Unleash your inner poet with our Neon String Haiku