Quantum Quartz Socks of Destiny

For those who dare to alter the course of time and space

Warning: these socks may cause spontaneous quantum fluctuations in your wardrobe choices, leading to an existential crisis of epic proportions.

Testimonials:

"I wore these socks to work and suddenly found myself in a parallel universe where I was a professional snail trainer. It was...enlightening." - Bob, Marketing Manager
"I wore these socks to bed and woke up with a newfound understanding of Schrödinger's equation. Don't try this at home, kids." - Jane, Quantum Physicist