Quantum Quirks: The Atomic Bag's Fashionable Flaws

Warning: the Atomic Bag is not just a stylish accessory, but a portal to another dimension.

Here are some of its most notable quantum quirks:

The bag's fabric can change color depending on the mood of the wearer.
It has a tendency to attract nearby socks, no matter how hard you try to clean it.
The bag's strap can double as a jump rope, but only if you're feeling particularly energetic.
It has a 99.9% chance of making the wearer late for work, but only on Tuesdays.

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