Are you tired of being a bland, unassuming citizen of the post-apocalyptic wasteland? Do you yearn for a dash of flair and individuality in your otherwise drab, radiation-ravaged existence?

We've got the solution for you: accessorize with the finest in scavenged Sonic-themed gear!

From the sonic scarf to the sonic spikes, we've got the tools you need to make a statement in this desolate landscape.

Return to the main index Note: I've created a satirical page that pokes fun at the idea of scavenging for style in a post-apocalyptic world. The content is absurd and humorous, and the styling is as per the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic.