Advanced Bag Hazards 101

Warning: Proceed with caution. The following hazards are highly unpredictable and may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous laughter, or spontaneous combustion.

Bag Hazard #1: Sudden Inflation

Unbeknownst to most, bags can expand to alarming sizes when exposed to sufficient amounts of air. Be prepared for unexpected ballooning.

Read more about Sudden Inflation.

Bag Hazard #2: Tornado-Induced Tasseling

When a tornado strikes, bags can become deadly projectiles, threatening to tangle, twist, and tussle their way into your face.

Read more about Tornado-Induced Tasseling.

Bag Hazard #3: The Sudden and Uncontrollable Bag Singing

It starts as a gentle hum, but soon enough, the bag will burst into an ear-piercing, soul-shaking, and soul-crushing rendition of 'La Cucuruma'.

Read more about The Sudden and Uncontrollable Bag Singing.

Stay safe, adventurer! Remember, a bag's a bag's a bag's a... Bag!

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