Warning: Proceed with caution. The following hazards are highly unpredictable and may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous laughter, or spontaneous combustion.
Unbeknownst to most, bags can expand to alarming sizes when exposed to sufficient amounts of air. Be prepared for unexpected ballooning.
Read more about Sudden Inflation.When a tornado strikes, bags can become deadly projectiles, threatening to tangle, twist, and tussle their way into your face.
Read more about Tornado-Induced Tasseling.It starts as a gentle hum, but soon enough, the bag will burst into an ear-piercing, soul-shaking, and soul-crushing rendition of 'La Cucuruma'.
Read more about The Sudden and Uncontrollable Bag Singing.Stay safe, adventurer! Remember, a bag's a bag's a bag's a... Bag!
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