Quantum Loop: Safety Notes

When you're juggling three balls at once, the universe may collapse. Just kidding, but seriously, be careful not to drop anything.

Pre-Loop Checklist:

• Wear protective eyewear, because quantum fluctuations can get messy.
• Clear the area of any fragile objects, like your grandma's vase.
• Have a first-aid kit nearby, for when you inevitably trip over your own feet.

During the Loop:

• Focus on the balls, not the universe's impending doom.
• Don't overthink it, just juggle.
• When in doubt, just pretend you're in a physics lab and everything will be fine.

Post-Loop Protocol:

• Calmly reflect on the existential crisis you just triggered.
• Take a deep breath, and remember: it's just three balls.
• Go grab a snack, you've earned it.

For more advanced juggling techniques, see Quantum Superposition Patterns.