The Atomic Bag is not just a tool for carrying groceries. No, no, no. It is a force to be reckoned with. A tool of decisive action, a symbol of unwavering dedication. Its contents may seem mundane - a few cans, a bottle of milk, a loaf of bread - but the Atomic Bag holds the power of a thousand tiny explosions.
Use of the Atomic Bag is at your own risk. Side effects may include: increased productivity, decreased patience, and spontaneous combustion of nearby objects.