The Atomic Bag: A Brief History
In the year 1955, the United States government commissioned a top-secret project to create the ultimate nuclear-powered bag.
Led by the brilliant Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the project brought together the greatest minds of the time to create the most fantastic, the most incredible, the most utterly useless bag the world had ever seen.
The Atomic Bag was to be the answer to every question, the solution to every problem, the holder of every snack. But, alas, the project was cancelled due to "budget concerns" and the bag was left to gather dust.