Atomic Bag Liability FAQ
Q: What happens if I spill something on my Atomic Bag?
A: You'll have to live with the shame of a stained bag.
Q: Can I use my Atomic Bag in space?
A: No, you're not an astronaut. Don't even think about it.
Q: Will my Atomic Bag make me a superhero?
A: No, but it will make you a superhero of laundry.
Q: How do I clean my Atomic Bag?
A: You don't. It's not designed for that. Just don't.
Q: Can I use my Atomic Bag for anything else?
- Decorative purposes only. It's a work of art.
- As a makeshift parachute. (Don't try this. Just don't.)
- As a makeshift drum. (Don't ask how.)