The Atomic Bag Magnet Theory proposes that the fundamental forces of the universe are not just gravity and electromagnetism, but also the allure of a perfectly curated tote bag.
According to this revolutionary theory, the attractive force between two objects is not just a function of mass and charge, but also the ratio of cute to ugly items within the bag.
For example, consider the following equation:
Where F is the force between two objects, Cute is the number of cute items in both bags, and Ugly is the number of ugly items in both bags. G is the gravitational constant, which in this theory, is replaced by the constant of coolness, C.
As you can see, the Atomic Bag Magnet Theory explains everything from why you're drawn to that one weird cousin who always has a bunch of weird stuff in their bag, to why you can't resist checking out that new trendy cafe with the cute aesthetic.
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