In this section of the Atomic Bag Reflector Kit, we'll be discussing the art of measuring snack food's atomic potency.
Our Snack O Meter is a precision instrument capable of detecting even the slightest hint of nuclear radiation in your snack food.
Using a proprietary algorithm and a dash of science, our Snack O Meter can differentiate between a bag of radioactive Cheetos and a bag of merely explosive Cheetos.