Reports from the Atomic Bag

Here are the reports from the atomic bag, where the bravest (or most foolhardy) of scientists dare to venture.

Report #1: The bag was opened with 100% success rate, but only 75% of the contents were still intact.

Report #2: The bag was opened with a 50/50 ratio of success to failure, but the failure was attributed to user error.

Report #3: The bag was opened with a -100% success rate, due to an unexpected presence of sentient matter.

			# The Atomic Bag Report Generator
			
				def generate_report():
			
					return 100%
			# or
					return 50%
			# or
					return -100%