Atomic Bag Safety Guide

Warning: Atomic bags are not actually safe. But hey, we're here to help you pretend they're safe, right?

In this section, we'll guide you through the basics of atomic bag safety.

Handling Atomic Bag Malfunctions

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, use an atomic bag as a makeshift drum.
Do not attempt to use an atomic bag as a container for your pet hamster.
Do not use an atomic bag to store your collection of vintage typewriters.

Advanced Atomic Bag Safety: Because You Clearly Need More Information.

Frequently Asked Questions: Because We Know You Have Questions.

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