"I never knew I needed an atomic bag until I got my hands on one of these. It's like having a tiny nuclear reactor in a tote!" - Sarah P.
"I'm not sure if it's the bag or my newfound sense of existential dread, but I feel like I'm living in a constant state of nuclear crisis." - John D.
"It's like having a tiny nuclear bomb in my hand, but instead of blowing things up, it just holds my lunch." - Jane D.