This Atomic Bag is warranted to contain at least 4 times your average atomic weight.
The Atomic Bag is not responsible for any damage caused by excessive nuclear radiation.
Please do not use this bag near any living thing, including but not limited to: humans, animals, and sentient plant life.
By ordering this product, you agree that you are aware of the risks involved and will hold the Atomic Bag harmless in the event of any nuclear catastrophe.
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