Decision Simulation 3000

Welcome, decision-maker extraordinaire, to the Decision Simulation 3000, a tool for making the most absurd, the most reckless, and the most utterly useless decisions the world has ever seen!

Here, you'll find an array of options that will challenge your sanity, confuse your logic, and potentially drive you to the brink of madness. Or not.

Let's get started with our first decision:

Do we eat this sandwich, or do we not eat the sandwich?

Eat the Sandwich')" class="btn">Eat the Sandwich!

Not the Sandwich (for now)')" class="btn">Not the Sandwich (for now)

Want more decision-making options? Check out our More Options page!