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Emergency Procedures for the Atomic Age

Section 4: When Things Get Really Bad

Warning: The following procedures are highly unlikely to be helpful in the event of a nuclear apocalypse.

Step 1: Find a Safe Place

Finding a bunker or a fallout shelter is key. If you can't find one, try hiding behind a large, sturdy refrigerator. It's not ideal, but it's better than nothing.

Gather Your Emergency Kit

Don't forget to pack snacks! Canned goods are a must.

Stock Up on Supplies

Step 2: Stay Informed (or Not)

Stay tuned to your local radio station for updates on the nuclear situation. If you can't find a radio, try using your trusty CB radio. Or just make something up.

Establish a Communication Network

Don't get too attached to your loved ones. They might not make it.