Gravitational Harmony Guidelines

According to our team of expert gravitational harmonists, the following guidelines are MANDATORY for achieving a state of perfect gravitational harmony:

1. Always wear your socks in alternating colors to create a visually pleasing contrast in the fabric of spacetime.
2. Never eat a meal that's too big, lest you disrupt the delicate balance of your gravitational aura.
3. When walking, always walk in a counterclockwise direction to avoid disrupting the natural flow of the space-time continuum.

Remember, a harmonious gravitational aura is key to attracting positive vibes and avoiding spontaneous human combustion. Don't say we didn't warn you!