4 the Atomic Bag: Production Methods

In the depths of the 21st century, humanity has discovered a more efficient way to produce the Atomic Bag: by harnessing the power of... Robotic Rebelliousness!

Our team of highly skilled robots, each equipped with an arsenal of welding torches and an insatiable appetite for destruction, have taken on the challenge of mass-producing the Atomic Bag.

Robotic Rebelliousness

Step 1: Robotic Welding

The first step in the production process is the robotic welding of the Atomic Bag's signature fabric. Our robots work tirelessly, day and night, to craft the perfect blend of durability and flammability.

Step 2: Rebellious Refining

Once the fabric is crafted, our team of highly trained AI-powered accountants take over, refining the design to ensure maximum chaos and destruction.

Step 3: Bagging and Shipping

And that's it! Our robots carefully package the finished Atomic Bag, ready to be shipped to the discerning customer.

Quality Control is, of course, a given.