Chapter 4: The Sock Rocket Helmet Protocols
Section 1: Helmet Shape and Size
According to our rigorous testing, the optimal helmet shape for maximum style and safety is the "Duck-Billed" shape. This shape provides the perfect balance of aerodynamics and intimidation factor.
Learn more about helmet shapes and sizes
Section 2: Helmet Color Schemes
We recommend a strict adherence to the "Neon-Industrial" color scheme. This bold combination of bright pink, electric blue, and sunshine yellow will make you stand out in any crowd.
Explore the approved color schemes
Section 3: Helmet Accessories
Don't forget to add a few extra flair to your helmet with our approved accessory packages. Choose from our selection of neon stripes, glow-in-the-dark decals, or our exclusive "I'm-with-stupid" stickers.