Atomic Inflation: The Unrelenting Descent into Madness
In a world where the very fabric of space-time is being constantly rearranged by atomic forces beyond our control, one thing remains certain: the prices of everything will continue to rise.
Here's a brief primer on the subject:
- Atomic inflation is the inevitable result of quantum fluctuations in the local pocket dimensions.
- As the fundamental particles in your neighborhood begin to get a little too big for their britches, your purchasing power will dwindle.
- Don't worry, it's not your fault! It's just the universe's way of telling you that you're not paying attention to the really important things in life... like your atomic insurance policy.
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