Atomic Inflation Simulator 9000

Welcome to the Atomic Inflation Simulator, where the very fabric of reality is distorted by the crushing weight of economic anxiety.

You are a brave adventurer, navigating the wilds of hyperinflation, where the value of money is as fleeting as a Kardashian's marriage.

Consult the Atomic Inflation Treatment Plan Be Aware of the Hazards of Atomic Inflation

Simulation Results:

Your bank account has been inflated to:

$1,000,000,000,000

Your average cost of living has increased to:

$100,000,000,000 per week

Will you:

Deflate the economy Perform a Quantum Leap of Faith Quantum Leap of Faith