html Atomic Inflation: The Bro Problem

Why, Bro, Why

Because, apparently, the atomic bomb was just the beginning. Now we're faced with the existential threat of atomic inflation. It's like, have you seen the price of a decent avocado around here?

It's like, we're all just trying to live our best lives in a world where money is just a social construct. But, no, the Bro-conomy is like, totally minimalist, man. We're all just trying to make rent, but the rent's minimalist, too.

Why Bother, Bro?

Because, like, if we don't, the universe will just, like, collapse or something.

We have:

Or, you know, just, like, go ahead and try to live your life without any of this, man. See if I care.

But, no, seriously, it's like, we have to make some decisions about our collective future, or, like, we'll all just be stuck in some never-ending cycle of:

So, like, let's just get this over with, shall we?

Time to Get Real, Bro

Go:

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Or, like, don't.