We've got a bit of an existential crisis going on here. It turns out that our beloved Atomic Bag, once the epitome of 80s fashion, has gone from being a symbol of excess to an actual excess of itself.
It's not just that the bag is still full of last week's groceries, but it's also that the bag has developed a life of its own. It's like it's trying to make up for the fact that it's not being used anymore by... well, just making more of itself.
The Reincarnation Theory The Inflation ParadoxWe may never find the cure, but at least the Atomic Bag's inflation will make for a great science experiment. Who knows, maybe we'll discover the secret to infinite growth.