According to our totally-not-made-up research, the atomic bag is actually a portal to the afterlife, where your consciousness is stored on a server in a database with an infinite number of bagels. But don't worry, it's not all bad news! You can still interact with your past self, but only through a series of complex shell scripts and regex patterns.
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