Quantum Fluctuation Soup: The Ultimate Decision Aid
Are you stuck in a sea of possibilities and unsure which way to go? Look no further than Quantum Fluctuation Soup! Our expert team of quantum physicists and soup enthusiasts will guide you through the uncertain waters of decision-making.
How it works:
1. We'll present you with a series of quantum superpositions.
2. You choose your preferred outcome.
3. Our quantum soup will collapse the wave function and give you the answer you've been looking for.
But wait, there's more! Our soup comes with a range of add-ons:
Quantum Flux Capacitor: adds a 10% chance of spontaneous time-travel
Schrödinger's Cat: guarantees a 50/50 chance of cat-astrophic outcomes
Multiverse Mode: gives you access to an infinite number of parallel universes